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I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs. Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic. Please, I want this to be epic
wow 5 whole notes, this is going to be legendary
i’m sending my disappointment through the internet. please help
Hmmm… Just reblogging out of curiosity
OH HO HO
HM YES GOOD
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Weddings are weird because you know in like six hours theyre gonna be having sex
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the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
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god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
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HIS VOICE???? I DON’T UNDERSTAND
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(here’s an mp3 of nothing but this looped for a minute and a half, you’re welcome bye)
idk he sounds like a 250 pound black women who eats fried chicken and sings in a gospel church choir
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just a friendly reminder that harry styles is a hilarious sarcastic shit.
This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.
So beautiful.
uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me
THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY
So beautiful.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.
So beautiful.
uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me
THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY
So beautiful.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA BE A BOY
THIS HAS SO MANY NOTES YET NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER????
Sometimes we sing Miley Cyrus songs.
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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
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shutupandenjoythehomosexuality:
How gorgeous is this.
Wow.
i ship it
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